BOARD OF DIRECTORS
Top 10 changes with a Dula Presidency
10. You will refer to me as Mr. President instead of Dooley
9. As First Lady, Lisa is putting together an extensive travel itinerary which will be financially supported by Jon Ferguson.
8. Board meetings will now be called cabinet meetings.
7. Forgoing a Presidential Limo, Dave Kramer has offered to chauffer me in his porshe.
6. Bill Ritsema has renamed his airplane “Grandville Rotary One” and will fly me anywhere I have to go.
5. When I enter the room, someone must hum “Hail to the chief”.
4. Jason Kinzler will head my Secret Service detail and protect the President at all costs.
3; Chris Oisten and I can no longer ride in the same car.
2. Club dues will be increased 25% in order to send me to Rotary International Conference.
And the #1 change with a Dula Presidency,
We will end each meeting with me saying O-H and you saying I-O!
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